slithering softly

trust that, co-sign, take it to the bank; you can put a pig in makeup but you can't disguise a skank :)

Tyler/19/Homo
6’2”, 147 #s
Cats, Nicki, Toddlers and Tiaras, Youtube, Being Drunk

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"Thanks douchebag," I say as I steal my mom’s boyfriend’s weed

islametry:

Talk shit get hit.

islametry:

Talk shit get hit.

(Source: gottacatchemall-pokemon, via islametry-deactivated20120129)

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

It’s been said and done, every beautiful thoughts been already sung, and I guess right now here’s another one, so humanity will play on and on

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

It’s been said and done, every beautiful thoughts been already sung, and I guess right now here’s another one, so humanity will play on and on

(Source: daysrunaway)

radiobread2:

teenage girl in aeropostale sweatpants and a hollister hoodie wearing uggs tells you you know her name, not her story

(Source: shittiest, via mcsingle)

fox-power:

NO ONE GETS LYNCHED FOR EXFOLIATING

fox-power:

NO ONE GETS LYNCHED FOR EXFOLIATING

(Source: lakilester, via mcsingle)

parisnotfrance:

gimme gimme more

I’M NOT THAT INNOCENT

parisnotfrance:

gimme gimme more

I’M NOT THAT INNOCENT

(via lilysakura-deactivated20130430)

glamydia:

omg

my grandma was ringleader of the bitches in highschool

that’s her in the middle

i can almost feel her judging me

literally not allowing her friends to show off more ankle than her love this bitch

(via mcsingle)

boy if i had a nickle for every time my entire family walked in on me blazing

boy if i had a nickle for every time my entire family walked in on me blazing

(Source: smokingtheherb, via gingerspiceandeverythingnice)

(Source: filicide, via 5pointpalmexplodingheartechnique)